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2017 NFL Mock Draft Generator

 

You know you have an NFL addiction when you problem when you begin cataloging mock drafts over the three months between the Super Bowl and the draft.

The only problem is that mock drafters are largely full of shit, and you have to wait for them to take “time” to “write insights” about their picks. Well that’s a racket we aim to fix.

A few years back, we commissioned @LarryLarmeu to make a mock draft generator for us and it’s past time to update it, so update it we have.

With the Random NFL Mock Draft Generator™ below, you can create an almost limitless number of possible NFL draft first rounds and player evaluations. Try it out. These are guarnateed to be as accurate as Mel Kiper’s latest mock, so keep rolling that die until you get the player you know your team is going to take anyway.

Random NFL Mock Draft Generator™



Pick # Team Player School Position Our Scouts Say
1 Cleveland Browns DeShone Kizer Notre Dame QB Improving at QB was a goal for the Cleveland Browns this offseason and getting DeShone Kizer’s field prowess at pick 1 really takes them to the next level.
2 San Francisco 49ers Leonard Fournette LSU RB You can’t question Leonard Fournette’s football IQ or his off field work ethic. The San Francisco 49ers got a great RB with this pick.
3 Chicago Bears Curtis Samuel Ohio St WR Looking at tape on Ohio St the first guy that always stands out is Curtis Samuel and the Chicago Bears really got the WR they needed with this guy.
4 Jacksonvill Jaguars Forrest Lamp W Kentucky OG When you watch as much tape as I do, you know guys with leadership ability really start to stand out, and Forrest Lamp is one of those guys. The Jacksonvill Jaguars got a steal of a OG at pick 4.
5 Tennessee Titans Davon Godchaux LSU DL Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Davon Godchaux are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
6 New York Jets Malik McDowell Michigan St DL I can’t think of a better pick for the New York Jets at this spot than Malik McDowell. He’s got the playmaking skills they desperately need at pick 6.
7 Los Angeles Chargers David Njoku Miami (FL) TE I was extremely surprised to see the Los Angeles Chargers go with a TE here at 7 but David Njoku is the guy they wanted all along.
8 Carolina Panthers Marlon Humphrey Alabama CB Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Marlon Humphrey are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
9 Cincinnati Bengals Marshon Lattimore Ohio St CB Ohio St has a history of putting out great CB and that history will continue with Marshon Lattimore going to the Cincinnati Bengals here at pick 9.
10 Buffalo Bills Tim Williams Alabama EDGE I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Tim Williams and they all agreed that he was one of the best EDGE on the board. The Buffalo Bills will be very happy with this pick.
11 New Orleans Saints O.J. Howard Alabama TE I was extremely surprised to see the New Orleans Saints go with a TE here at 11 but O.J. Howard is the guy they wanted all along.
12 Cleveland Browns Jourdan Lewis Michigan CB Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Jourdan Lewis are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
13 Arizona Cardinals Budda Baker Washington S I can’t think of a better pick for the Arizona Cardinals at this spot than Budda Baker. He’s got the next-level skills they desperately need at pick 13.
14 Philadelphia Eagles Cooper Kupp E Washington WR Everyone knows that the Philadelphia Eagles were looking for a WR and Cooper Kupp fills that need with his lean body.
15 Indianapolis Colts Malik Hooker Ohio St S When you watch as much tape as I do, you know guys with confidence really start to stand out, and Malik Hooker is one of those guys. The Indianapolis Colts got a steal of a S at pick 15.
16 Baltimore Ravens Charles Harris Missouri EDGE Scouts love Charles Harris because no one has shows more lack of character issues than this guy, and teams like the Baltimore Ravens need that in a player.
17 Washington Redskins Jonathan Allen Alabama DL Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Jonathan Allen are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
18 Tennessee Titans Gareon Conley Ohio St CB Scouts love Gareon Conley because no one has shows more big game ability than this guy, and teams like the Tennessee Titans need that in a player.
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Evan Engram Ole Miss TE TE might not be an obvious need for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at pick 19 but they just couldn’t pass on Evan Engram here.
20 Denver Broncos Solomon Thomas Stanford EDGE Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Solomon Thomas are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
21 Detroit Lions Reuben Foster Alabama ILB Scouts love Reuben Foster because no one has shows more durability than this guy, and teams like the Detroit Lions need that in a player.
22 Miami Dolphins Takkarist McKinley UCLA EDGE The Miami Dolphins really needed a EDGE and Takkarist McKinley has the versatility you look for in a EDGE.
23 New York Giants Deshaun Watson Clemson QB Looking at tape on Clemson the first guy that always stands out is Deshaun Watson and the New York Giants really got the QB they needed with this guy.
24 Oakland Raiders Derek Barnett Tennessee EDGE You can’t question Derek Barnett’s football IQ or his multi-system ability. The Oakland Raiders got a great EDGE with this pick.
25 Houston Texans Myles Garrett Texas A&M EDGE Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Myles Garrett are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
26 Seattle Seahawks Taco Charlton Michigan EDGE EDGE might not be an obvious need for the Seattle Seahawks at pick 26 but they just couldn’t pass on Taco Charlton here.
27 Kansas City Chiefs Haason Reddick Temple ILB Improving at ILB was a goal for the Kansas City Chiefs this offseason and getting Haason Reddick’s bubble butt at pick 27 really takes them to the next level.
28 Dallas Cowboys Jamal Adams LSU S You can’t question Jamal Adams’s football IQ or his fluid hips. The Dallas Cowboys got a great S with this pick.
29 Green Bay Packers Dalvin Cook Florida St RB When you watch as much tape as I do, you know guys with high ceiling really start to stand out, and Dalvin Cook is one of those guys. The Green Bay Packers got a steal of a RB at pick 29.
30 Pittsburgh Steelers Mike Williams Clemson WR You can’t question Mike Williams’s football IQ or his suddenness. The Pittsburgh Steelers got a great WR with this pick.
31 Atlanta Falcons Corey Davis W Michigan WR Looking at tape on W Michigan the first guy that always stands out is Corey Davis and the Atlanta Falcons really got the WR they needed with this guy.
32 New Orleans Saints Jourdan Lewis Michigan CB I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Jourdan Lewis and they all agreed that he was one of the best CB on the board. The New Orleans Saints will be very happy with this pick.

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Ryan Chauvin
A native of the Mississippi Gulf Coast, but with a surname that indicates his importance to the history of a tiny town in South Louisiana, Ryan Chauvin currently lives in Houston, TX, doing general (read: non-sports) internet things. Ryanwas on Jimmy(!)’s bandwagon before it was cool, and has never predicted that the Saints will lose a game.