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2017 NFL Mock Draft Generator

 

You know you have an NFL addiction when you problem when you begin cataloging mock drafts over the three months between the Super Bowl and the draft.

The only problem is that mock drafters are largely full of shit, and you have to wait for them to take “time” to “write insights” about their picks. Well that’s a racket we aim to fix.

A few years back, we commissioned @LarryLarmeu to make a mock draft generator for us and it’s past time to update it, so update it we have.

With the Random NFL Mock Draft Generator™ below, you can create an almost limitless number of possible NFL draft first rounds and player evaluations. Try it out. These are guarnateed to be as accurate as Mel Kiper’s latest mock, so keep rolling that die until you get the player you know your team is going to take anyway.

Random NFL Mock Draft Generator™



Pick # Team Player School Position Our Scouts Say
1 Cleveland Browns Mitch Trubisky North Carolina QB The Cleveland Browns really needed a QB and Mitch Trubisky has the raw ability you look for in a QB.
2 San Francisco 49ers Obi Melifonwu Connecticut S Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Obi Melifonwu are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
3 Chicago Bears DeShone Kizer Notre Dame QB Everyone knows that the Chicago Bears were looking for a QB and DeShone Kizer fills that need with his second level ability.
4 Jacksonvill Jaguars Curtis Samuel Ohio St WR I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Curtis Samuel and they all agreed that he was one of the best WR on the board. The Jacksonvill Jaguars will be very happy with this pick.
5 Tennessee Titans Malik McDowell Michigan St DL Michigan St has a history of putting out great DL and that history will continue with Malik McDowell going to the Tennessee Titans here at pick 5.
6 New York Jets Christian McCaffrey Stanford RB I can’t think of a better pick for the New York Jets at this spot than Christian McCaffrey. He’s got the durability they desperately need at pick 6.
7 Los Angeles Chargers Marlon Humphrey Alabama CB Marlon Humphrey may not have been the highest rated player on everyone’s board at CB but the Los Angeles Chargers fell in love with his elite knee bend right away and had to have him at 7.
8 Carolina Panthers David Njoku Miami (FL) TE Everyone knows that the Carolina Panthers were looking for a TE and David Njoku fills that need with his cutting ability.
9 Cincinnati Bengals Gareon Conley Ohio St CB You can’t question Gareon Conley’s football IQ or his high motor. The Cincinnati Bengals got a great CB with this pick.
10 Buffalo Bills Jourdan Lewis Michigan CB You can’t question Jourdan Lewis’s football IQ or his big game ability. The Buffalo Bills got a great CB with this pick.
11 New Orleans Saints Haason Reddick Temple OLB Temple has a history of putting out great OLB and that history will continue with Haason Reddick going to the New Orleans Saints here at pick 11.
12 Cleveland Browns Jonathan Allen Alabama DL Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Jonathan Allen are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
13 Arizona Cardinals Derek Barnett Tennessee EDGE Derek Barnett may not have been the highest rated player on everyone’s board at EDGE but the Arizona Cardinals fell in love with his determination right away and had to have him at 13.
14 Philadelphia Eagles Cooper Kupp E Washington WR Scouts love Cooper Kupp because no one has shows more football speed than this guy, and teams like the Philadelphia Eagles need that in a player.
15 Indianapolis Colts Solomon Thomas Stanford EDGE Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Solomon Thomas are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
16 Baltimore Ravens Dion Dawkins Temple OG Teams want a guy with game speed and Dion Dawkins provides the Baltimore Ravens that here at pick 16.
17 Washington Redskins Ryan Ramczyk Wisconsin OT Ryan Ramczyk may not have been the highest rated player on everyone’s board at OT but the Washington Redskins fell in love with his pads-on speed right away and had to have him at 17.
18 Tennessee Titans Davon Godchaux LSU DL Everyone knows that the Tennessee Titans were looking for a DL and Davon Godchaux fills that need with his amazing hand-eye coordination.
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Chris Wormley Michigan DL Scouts love Chris Wormley because no one has shows more confidence than this guy, and teams like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers need that in a player.
20 Denver Broncos Tim Williams Alabama EDGE Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Tim Williams are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
21 Detroit Lions Forrest Lamp W Kentucky OG Scouts love Forrest Lamp because no one has shows more calmness than this guy, and teams like the Detroit Lions need that in a player.
22 Miami Dolphins Takkarist McKinley UCLA EDGE UCLA has a history of putting out great EDGE and that history will continue with Takkarist McKinley going to the Miami Dolphins here at pick 22.
23 New York Giants Quincy Wilson Florida CB Improving at CB was a goal for the New York Giants this offseason and getting Quincy Wilson’s suddenness at pick 23 really takes them to the next level.
24 Oakland Raiders Cam Robinson Alabama OT OT might not be an obvious need for the Oakland Raiders at pick 24 but they just couldn’t pass on Cam Robinson here.
25 Houston Texans O.J. Howard Alabama TE Alabama has a history of putting out great TE and that history will continue with O.J. Howard going to the Houston Texans here at pick 25.
26 Seattle Seahawks Zay Jones East Carolina WR You can’t question Zay Jones’s football IQ or his weight room commitment. The Seattle Seahawks got a great WR with this pick.
27 Kansas City Chiefs Jamal Adams LSU S I was extremely surprised to see the Kansas City Chiefs go with a S here at 27 but Jamal Adams is the guy they wanted all along.
28 Dallas Cowboys Evan Engram Ole Miss TE When you watch as much tape as I do, you know guys with vision really start to stand out, and Evan Engram is one of those guys. The Dallas Cowboys got a steal of a TE at pick 28.
29 Green Bay Packers Charles Harris Missouri EDGE Teams want a guy with will power and Charles Harris provides the Green Bay Packers that here at pick 29.
30 Pittsburgh Steelers T.J. Watt Wisconsin EDGE I can’t think of a better pick for the Pittsburgh Steelers at this spot than T.J. Watt. He’s got the high ceiling they desperately need at pick 30.
31 Atlanta Falcons Corey Davis W Michigan WR Improving at WR was a goal for the Atlanta Falcons this offseason and getting Corey Davis’s relaxed under pressure nature at pick 31 really takes them to the next level.
32 New Orleans Saints John Ross Washington WR Getting John Ross at pick number 32 is a great value pick at this spot for the New Orleans Saints.

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Ryan Chauvin
A native of the Mississippi Gulf Coast, but with a surname that indicates his importance to the history of a tiny town in South Louisiana, Ryan Chauvin currently lives in Houston, TX, doing general (read: non-sports) internet things. Ryanwas on Jimmy(!)’s bandwagon before it was cool, and has never predicted that the Saints will lose a game.