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2017 NFL Mock Draft Generator

 

You know you have an NFL addiction when you problem when you begin cataloging mock drafts over the three months between the Super Bowl and the draft.

The only problem is that mock drafters are largely full of shit, and you have to wait for them to take “time” to “write insights” about their picks. Well that’s a racket we aim to fix.

A few years back, we commissioned @LarryLarmeu to make a mock draft generator for us and it’s past time to update it, so update it we have.

With the Random NFL Mock Draft Generator™ below, you can create an almost limitless number of possible NFL draft first rounds and player evaluations. Try it out. These are guarnateed to be as accurate as Mel Kiper’s latest mock, so keep rolling that die until you get the player you know your team is going to take anyway.

Random NFL Mock Draft Generator™



Pick # Team Player School Position Our Scouts Say
1 Cleveland Browns Zay Jones East Carolina WR Everyone knows that the Cleveland Browns were looking for a WR and Zay Jones fills that need with his confidence.
2 San Francisco 49ers Jonathan Allen Alabama DL Everyone knows that the San Francisco 49ers were looking for a DL and Jonathan Allen fills that need with his fast twitch talent.
3 Chicago Bears Jourdan Lewis Michigan CB I can’t think of a better pick for the Chicago Bears at this spot than Jourdan Lewis. He’s got the versatility they desperately need at pick 3.
4 Jacksonvill Jaguars DeShone Kizer Notre Dame QB The Jacksonvill Jaguars really needed a QB and DeShone Kizer has the grit you look for in a QB.
5 Tennessee Titans Tim Williams Alabama EDGE Teams want a guy with game speed and Tim Williams provides the Tennessee Titans that here at pick 5.
6 New York Jets Reuben Foster Alabama ILB ILB might not be an obvious need for the New York Jets at pick 6 but they just couldn’t pass on Reuben Foster here.
7 Los Angeles Chargers Cooper Kupp E Washington WR Everyone knows that the Los Angeles Chargers were looking for a WR and Cooper Kupp fills that need with his football intelligence.
8 Carolina Panthers Malik McDowell Michigan St DL Looking at tape on Michigan St the first guy that always stands out is Malik McDowell and the Carolina Panthers really got the DL they needed with this guy.
9 Cincinnati Bengals Haason Reddick Temple OLB The front office guys with the Cincinnati Bengals told me they were really looking for a guy with determination and they think they got their guy in OLB Haason Reddick.
10 Buffalo Bills Haason Reddick Temple ILB The front office guys with the Buffalo Bills told me they were really looking for a guy with lack of character issues and they think they got their guy in ILB Haason Reddick.
11 New Orleans Saints Budda Baker Washington S I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Budda Baker and they all agreed that he was one of the best S on the board. The New Orleans Saints will be very happy with this pick.
12 Cleveland Browns Chris Wormley Michigan DL Everyone knows that the Cleveland Browns were looking for a DL and Chris Wormley fills that need with his fluid hips.
13 Arizona Cardinals Cam Robinson Alabama OT Everyone knows that the Arizona Cardinals were looking for a OT and Cam Robinson fills that need with his lean body.
14 Philadelphia Eagles Marshon Lattimore Ohio St CB Teams want a guy with raw ability and Marshon Lattimore provides the Philadelphia Eagles that here at pick 14.
15 Indianapolis Colts Tre’Davious White LSU CB Everyone knows that the Indianapolis Colts were looking for a CB and Tre’Davious White fills that need with his multi-system ability.
16 Baltimore Ravens Garett Bolles Utah OT When you watch as much tape as I do, you know guys with explosiveness really start to stand out, and Garett Bolles is one of those guys. The Baltimore Ravens got a steal of a OT at pick 16.
17 Washington Redskins Jamal Adams LSU S Looking at tape on LSU the first guy that always stands out is Jamal Adams and the Washington Redskins really got the S they needed with this guy.
18 Tennessee Titans Christian McCaffrey Stanford RB Christian McCaffrey may not have been the highest rated player on everyone’s board at RB but the Tennessee Titans fell in love with his will power right away and had to have him at 18.
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Jabrill Peppers Michigan S S might not be an obvious need for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at pick 19 but they just couldn’t pass on Jabrill Peppers here.
20 Denver Broncos Quincy Wilson Florida CB Quincy Wilson may not have been the highest rated player on everyone’s board at CB but the Denver Broncos fell in love with his high motor right away and had to have him at 20.
21 Detroit Lions Derek Barnett Tennessee EDGE Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Derek Barnett are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
22 Miami Dolphins Solomon Thomas Stanford EDGE Everyone knows that the Miami Dolphins were looking for a EDGE and Solomon Thomas fills that need with his next-level skills.
23 New York Giants John Ross Washington WR Teams want a guy with high ceiling and John Ross provides the New York Giants that here at pick 23.
24 Oakland Raiders Carl Lawson Auburn EDGE The Oakland Raiders really needed a EDGE and Carl Lawson has the relaxed under pressure nature you look for in a EDGE.
25 Houston Texans Dalvin Cook Florida St RB Improving at RB was a goal for the Houston Texans this offseason and getting Dalvin Cook’s film room ethic at pick 25 really takes them to the next level.
26 Seattle Seahawks Malik McDowell Michigan St DL The front office guys with the Seattle Seahawks told me they were really looking for a guy with quick punch and they think they got their guy in DL Malik McDowell.
27 Kansas City Chiefs Davon Godchaux LSU DL When you watch as much tape as I do, you know guys with weight room commitment really start to stand out, and Davon Godchaux is one of those guys. The Kansas City Chiefs got a steal of a DL at pick 27.
28 Dallas Cowboys Curtis Samuel Ohio St WR Getting Curtis Samuel at pick number 28 is a great value pick at this spot for the Dallas Cowboys.
29 Green Bay Packers O.J. Howard Alabama TE Getting O.J. Howard at pick number 29 is a great value pick at this spot for the Green Bay Packers.
30 Pittsburgh Steelers Myles Garrett Texas A&M EDGE EDGE might not be an obvious need for the Pittsburgh Steelers at pick 30 but they just couldn’t pass on Myles Garrett here.
31 Atlanta Falcons Takkarist McKinley UCLA EDGE I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Takkarist McKinley and they all agreed that he was one of the best EDGE on the board. The Atlanta Falcons will be very happy with this pick.
32 New Orleans Saints Marlon Humphrey Alabama CB Improving at CB was a goal for the New Orleans Saints this offseason and getting Marlon Humphrey’s fundamentals at pick 32 really takes them to the next level.

Author

Ryan Chauvin
A native of the Mississippi Gulf Coast, but with a surname that indicates his importance to the history of a tiny town in South Louisiana, Ryan Chauvin currently lives in Houston, TX, doing general (read: non-sports) internet things. Ryanwas on Jimmy(!)’s bandwagon before it was cool, and has never predicted that the Saints will lose a game.