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2017 NFL Mock Draft Generator

 

You know you have an NFL addiction when you problem when you begin cataloging mock drafts over the three months between the Super Bowl and the draft.

The only problem is that mock drafters are largely full of shit, and you have to wait for them to take “time” to “write insights” about their picks. Well that’s a racket we aim to fix.

A few years back, we commissioned @LarryLarmeu to make a mock draft generator for us and it’s past time to update it, so update it we have.

With the Random NFL Mock Draft Generator™ below, you can create an almost limitless number of possible NFL draft first rounds and player evaluations. Try it out. These are guarnateed to be as accurate as Mel Kiper’s latest mock, so keep rolling that die until you get the player you know your team is going to take anyway.

Random NFL Mock Draft Generator™



Pick # Team Player School Position Our Scouts Say
1 Cleveland Browns Myles Garrett Texas A&M EDGE EDGE might not be an obvious need for the Cleveland Browns at pick 1 but they just couldn’t pass on Myles Garrett here.
2 San Francisco 49ers Jonathan Allen Alabama DL I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Jonathan Allen and they all agreed that he was one of the best DL on the board. The San Francisco 49ers will be very happy with this pick.
3 Chicago Bears Dalvin Cook Florida St RB You can’t question Dalvin Cook’s football IQ or his football speed. The Chicago Bears got a great RB with this pick.
4 Jacksonvill Jaguars DeShone Kizer Notre Dame QB Improving at QB was a goal for the Jacksonvill Jaguars this offseason and getting DeShone Kizer’s next-level skills at pick 4 really takes them to the next level.
5 Tennessee Titans Quincy Wilson Florida CB The front office guys with the Tennessee Titans told me they were really looking for a guy with leadership ability and they think they got their guy in CB Quincy Wilson.
6 New York Jets Budda Baker Washington S I can’t think of a better pick for the New York Jets at this spot than Budda Baker. He’s got the suddenness they desperately need at pick 6.
7 Los Angeles Chargers Cooper Kupp E Washington WR E Washington has a history of putting out great WR and that history will continue with Cooper Kupp going to the Los Angeles Chargers here at pick 7.
8 Carolina Panthers Haason Reddick Temple OLB Everyone knows that the Carolina Panthers were looking for a OLB and Haason Reddick fills that need with his weight room commitment.
9 Cincinnati Bengals Leonard Fournette LSU RB I can’t think of a better pick for the Cincinnati Bengals at this spot than Leonard Fournette. He’s got the explosiveness they desperately need at pick 9.
10 Buffalo Bills Cam Robinson Alabama OT Everyone knows that the Buffalo Bills were looking for a OT and Cam Robinson fills that need with his game speed.
11 New Orleans Saints Carl Lawson Auburn EDGE EDGE might not be an obvious need for the New Orleans Saints at pick 11 but they just couldn’t pass on Carl Lawson here.
12 Cleveland Browns Jamal Adams LSU S The Cleveland Browns really needed a S and Jamal Adams has the big game ability you look for in a S.
13 Arizona Cardinals Derek Barnett Tennessee EDGE Derek Barnett may not have been the highest rated player on everyone’s board at EDGE but the Arizona Cardinals fell in love with his pads-on speed right away and had to have him at 13.
14 Philadelphia Eagles Chris Wormley Michigan DL DL might not be an obvious need for the Philadelphia Eagles at pick 14 but they just couldn’t pass on Chris Wormley here.
15 Indianapolis Colts Obi Melifonwu Connecticut S Obi Melifonwu may not have been the highest rated player on everyone’s board at S but the Indianapolis Colts fell in love with his high ceiling right away and had to have him at 15.
16 Baltimore Ravens Jourdan Lewis Michigan CB Teams want a guy with headiness and Jourdan Lewis provides the Baltimore Ravens that here at pick 16.
17 Washington Redskins Garett Bolles Utah OT Improving at OT was a goal for the Washington Redskins this offseason and getting Garett Bolles’s escapability at pick 17 really takes them to the next level.
18 Tennessee Titans Tim Williams Alabama EDGE Scouts love Tim Williams because no one has shows more confidence than this guy, and teams like the Tennessee Titans need that in a player.
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Gareon Conley Ohio St CB You can’t question Gareon Conley’s football IQ or his cutting ability. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers got a great CB with this pick.
20 Denver Broncos Curtis Samuel Ohio St WR I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Curtis Samuel and they all agreed that he was one of the best WR on the board. The Denver Broncos will be very happy with this pick.
21 Detroit Lions Zay Jones East Carolina WR Looking at tape on East Carolina the first guy that always stands out is Zay Jones and the Detroit Lions really got the WR they needed with this guy.
22 Miami Dolphins John Ross Washington WR Improving at WR was a goal for the Miami Dolphins this offseason and getting John Ross’s playmaking skills at pick 22 really takes them to the next level.
23 New York Giants Jonathan Allen Alabama DL Teams want a guy with fluid hips and Jonathan Allen provides the New York Giants that here at pick 23.
24 Oakland Raiders Solomon Thomas Stanford EDGE I can’t think of a better pick for the Oakland Raiders at this spot than Solomon Thomas. He’s got the fundamentals they desperately need at pick 24.
25 Houston Texans Christian McCaffrey Stanford RB RB might not be an obvious need for the Houston Texans at pick 25 but they just couldn’t pass on Christian McCaffrey here.
26 Seattle Seahawks Malik Hooker Ohio St S Getting Malik Hooker at pick number 26 is a great value pick at this spot for the Seattle Seahawks.
27 Kansas City Chiefs Davon Godchaux LSU DL I can’t think of a better pick for the Kansas City Chiefs at this spot than Davon Godchaux. He’s got the will power they desperately need at pick 27.
28 Dallas Cowboys Marcus Williams Utah S Looking at tape on Utah the first guy that always stands out is Marcus Williams and the Dallas Cowboys really got the S they needed with this guy.
29 Green Bay Packers Taco Charlton Michigan EDGE Improving at EDGE was a goal for the Green Bay Packers this offseason and getting Taco Charlton’s film room ethic at pick 29 really takes them to the next level.
30 Pittsburgh Steelers Forrest Lamp W Kentucky OG OG might not be an obvious need for the Pittsburgh Steelers at pick 30 but they just couldn’t pass on Forrest Lamp here.
31 Atlanta Falcons Ryan Ramczyk Wisconsin OT I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Ryan Ramczyk and they all agreed that he was one of the best OT on the board. The Atlanta Falcons will be very happy with this pick.
32 New Orleans Saints David Njoku Miami (FL) TE TE might not be an obvious need for the New Orleans Saints at pick 32 but they just couldn’t pass on David Njoku here.

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Ryan Chauvin
A native of the Mississippi Gulf Coast, but with a surname that indicates his importance to the history of a tiny town in South Louisiana, Ryan Chauvin currently lives in Houston, TX, doing general (read: non-sports) internet things. Ryanwas on Jimmy(!)’s bandwagon before it was cool, and has never predicted that the Saints will lose a game.