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2017 NFL Mock Draft Generator

 

You know you have an NFL addiction when you problem when you begin cataloging mock drafts over the three months between the Super Bowl and the draft.

The only problem is that mock drafters are largely full of shit, and you have to wait for them to take “time” to “write insights” about their picks. Well that’s a racket we aim to fix.

A few years back, we commissioned @LarryLarmeu to make a mock draft generator for us and it’s past time to update it, so update it we have.

With the Random NFL Mock Draft Generator™ below, you can create an almost limitless number of possible NFL draft first rounds and player evaluations. Try it out. These are guarnateed to be as accurate as Mel Kiper’s latest mock, so keep rolling that die until you get the player you know your team is going to take anyway.

Random NFL Mock Draft Generator™



Pick # Team Player School Position Our Scouts Say
1 Cleveland Browns Evan Engram Ole Miss TE The Cleveland Browns really needed a TE and Evan Engram has the straight-line speed you look for in a TE.
2 San Francisco 49ers Dalvin Cook Florida St RB RB might not be an obvious need for the San Francisco 49ers at pick 2 but they just couldn’t pass on Dalvin Cook here.
3 Chicago Bears Zay Jones East Carolina WR When you watch as much tape as I do, you know guys with leadership ability really start to stand out, and Zay Jones is one of those guys. The Chicago Bears got a steal of a WR at pick 3.
4 Jacksonvill Jaguars Cam Robinson Alabama OT OT might not be an obvious need for the Jacksonvill Jaguars at pick 4 but they just couldn’t pass on Cam Robinson here.
5 Tennessee Titans Chris Wormley Michigan DL I was extremely surprised to see the Tennessee Titans go with a DL here at 5 but Chris Wormley is the guy they wanted all along.
6 New York Jets Mitch Trubisky North Carolina QB I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Mitch Trubisky and they all agreed that he was one of the best QB on the board. The New York Jets will be very happy with this pick.
7 Los Angeles Chargers Montravius Adams Auburn DL The Los Angeles Chargers really needed a DL and Montravius Adams has the fast twitch talent you look for in a DL.
8 Carolina Panthers Christian McCaffrey Stanford RB I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Christian McCaffrey and they all agreed that he was one of the best RB on the board. The Carolina Panthers will be very happy with this pick.
9 Cincinnati Bengals Tre’Davious White LSU CB Getting Tre’Davious White at pick number 9 is a great value pick at this spot for the Cincinnati Bengals.
10 Buffalo Bills Deshaun Watson Clemson QB I can’t think of a better pick for the Buffalo Bills at this spot than Deshaun Watson. He’s got the will power they desperately need at pick 10.
11 New Orleans Saints John Ross Washington WR John Ross may not have been the highest rated player on everyone’s board at WR but the New Orleans Saints fell in love with his confidence right away and had to have him at 11.
12 Cleveland Browns Marcus Williams Utah S I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Marcus Williams and they all agreed that he was one of the best S on the board. The Cleveland Browns will be very happy with this pick.
13 Arizona Cardinals Malik McDowell Michigan St DL I was extremely surprised to see the Arizona Cardinals go with a DL here at 13 but Malik McDowell is the guy they wanted all along.
14 Philadelphia Eagles T.J. Watt Wisconsin EDGE I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about T.J. Watt and they all agreed that he was one of the best EDGE on the board. The Philadelphia Eagles will be very happy with this pick.
15 Indianapolis Colts Cooper Kupp E Washington WR Looking at tape on E Washington the first guy that always stands out is Cooper Kupp and the Indianapolis Colts really got the WR they needed with this guy.
16 Baltimore Ravens Malik Hooker Ohio St S Getting Malik Hooker at pick number 16 is a great value pick at this spot for the Baltimore Ravens.
17 Washington Redskins Marshon Lattimore Ohio St CB I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Marshon Lattimore and they all agreed that he was one of the best CB on the board. The Washington Redskins will be very happy with this pick.
18 Tennessee Titans Haason Reddick Temple OLB I can’t think of a better pick for the Tennessee Titans at this spot than Haason Reddick. He’s got the suddenness they desperately need at pick 18.
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Garett Bolles Utah OT Improving at OT was a goal for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers this offseason and getting Garett Bolles’s calmness at pick 19 really takes them to the next level.
20 Denver Broncos Corey Davis W Michigan WR Improving at WR was a goal for the Denver Broncos this offseason and getting Corey Davis’s determination at pick 20 really takes them to the next level.
21 Detroit Lions O.J. Howard Alabama TE I can’t think of a better pick for the Detroit Lions at this spot than O.J. Howard. He’s got the tweener skills they desperately need at pick 21.
22 Miami Dolphins Budda Baker Washington S S might not be an obvious need for the Miami Dolphins at pick 22 but they just couldn’t pass on Budda Baker here.
23 New York Giants Jamal Adams LSU S I can’t think of a better pick for the New York Giants at this spot than Jamal Adams. He’s got the off field work ethic they desperately need at pick 23.
24 Oakland Raiders Forrest Lamp W Kentucky OG Getting Forrest Lamp at pick number 24 is a great value pick at this spot for the Oakland Raiders.
25 Houston Texans Carl Lawson Auburn EDGE I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Carl Lawson and they all agreed that he was one of the best EDGE on the board. The Houston Texans will be very happy with this pick.
26 Seattle Seahawks Gareon Conley Ohio St CB Gareon Conley may not have been the highest rated player on everyone’s board at CB but the Seattle Seahawks fell in love with his weight room commitment right away and had to have him at 26.
27 Kansas City Chiefs Jabrill Peppers Michigan S When you watch as much tape as I do, you know guys with lean body really start to stand out, and Jabrill Peppers is one of those guys. The Kansas City Chiefs got a steal of a S at pick 27.
28 Dallas Cowboys Jourdan Lewis Michigan CB Improving at CB was a goal for the Dallas Cowboys this offseason and getting Jourdan Lewis’s lack of character issues at pick 28 really takes them to the next level.
29 Green Bay Packers Taco Charlton Michigan EDGE Improving at EDGE was a goal for the Green Bay Packers this offseason and getting Taco Charlton’s amazing hand-eye coordination at pick 29 really takes them to the next level.
30 Pittsburgh Steelers Adoree Jackson USC CB I was extremely surprised to see the Pittsburgh Steelers go with a CB here at 30 but Adoree Jackson is the guy they wanted all along.
31 Atlanta Falcons DeShone Kizer Notre Dame QB I was extremely surprised to see the Atlanta Falcons go with a QB here at 31 but DeShone Kizer is the guy they wanted all along.
32 New Orleans Saints Myles Garrett Texas A&M EDGE Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Myles Garrett are the kind of guys you really want on your team.

Author

Ryan Chauvin

A native of the Mississippi Gulf Coast, but with a surname that indicates his importance to the history of a tiny town in South Louisiana, Ryan Chauvin currently lives in Houston, TX, doing general (read: non-sports) internet things. Ryanwas on Jimmy(!)’s bandwagon before it was cool, and has never predicted that the Saints will lose a game.