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2017 NFL Mock Draft Generator

 

You know you have an NFL addiction when you problem when you begin cataloging mock drafts over the three months between the Super Bowl and the draft.

The only problem is that mock drafters are largely full of shit, and you have to wait for them to take “time” to “write insights” about their picks. Well that’s a racket we aim to fix.

A few years back, we commissioned @LarryLarmeu to make a mock draft generator for us and it’s past time to update it, so update it we have.

With the Random NFL Mock Draft Generator™ below, you can create an almost limitless number of possible NFL draft first rounds and player evaluations. Try it out. These are guarnateed to be as accurate as Mel Kiper’s latest mock, so keep rolling that die until you get the player you know your team is going to take anyway.

Random NFL Mock Draft Generator™



Pick # Team Player School Position Our Scouts Say
1 Cleveland Browns Tre’Davious White LSU CB Looking at tape on LSU the first guy that always stands out is Tre’Davious White and the Cleveland Browns really got the CB they needed with this guy.
2 San Francisco 49ers Ryan Ramczyk Wisconsin OT I can’t think of a better pick for the San Francisco 49ers at this spot than Ryan Ramczyk. He’s got the determination they desperately need at pick 2.
3 Chicago Bears Jonathan Allen Alabama DL Looking at tape on Alabama the first guy that always stands out is Jonathan Allen and the Chicago Bears really got the DL they needed with this guy.
4 Jacksonvill Jaguars Obi Melifonwu Connecticut S Scouts love Obi Melifonwu because no one has shows more high ceiling than this guy, and teams like the Jacksonvill Jaguars need that in a player.
5 Tennessee Titans Deshaun Watson Clemson QB I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Deshaun Watson and they all agreed that he was one of the best QB on the board. The Tennessee Titans will be very happy with this pick.
6 New York Jets Haason Reddick Temple OLB I was extremely surprised to see the New York Jets go with a OLB here at 6 but Haason Reddick is the guy they wanted all along.
7 Los Angeles Chargers Cam Robinson Alabama OT OT might not be an obvious need for the Los Angeles Chargers at pick 7 but they just couldn’t pass on Cam Robinson here.
8 Carolina Panthers Taco Charlton Michigan EDGE I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Taco Charlton and they all agreed that he was one of the best EDGE on the board. The Carolina Panthers will be very happy with this pick.
9 Cincinnati Bengals Solomon Thomas Stanford EDGE You can’t question Solomon Thomas’s football IQ or his fast twitch talent. The Cincinnati Bengals got a great EDGE with this pick.
10 Buffalo Bills Davon Godchaux LSU DL DL might not be an obvious need for the Buffalo Bills at pick 10 but they just couldn’t pass on Davon Godchaux here.
11 New Orleans Saints Zay Jones East Carolina WR Scouts love Zay Jones because no one has shows more explosiveness than this guy, and teams like the New Orleans Saints need that in a player.
12 Cleveland Browns Marcus Williams Utah S I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Marcus Williams and they all agreed that he was one of the best S on the board. The Cleveland Browns will be very happy with this pick.
13 Arizona Cardinals DeShone Kizer Notre Dame QB I can’t think of a better pick for the Arizona Cardinals at this spot than DeShone Kizer. He’s got the film room ethic they desperately need at pick 13.
14 Philadelphia Eagles Forrest Lamp W Kentucky OG W Kentucky has a history of putting out great OG and that history will continue with Forrest Lamp going to the Philadelphia Eagles here at pick 14.
15 Indianapolis Colts Malik McDowell Michigan St DL Michigan St has a history of putting out great DL and that history will continue with Malik McDowell going to the Indianapolis Colts here at pick 15.
16 Baltimore Ravens Christian McCaffrey Stanford RB I was extremely surprised to see the Baltimore Ravens go with a RB here at 16 but Christian McCaffrey is the guy they wanted all along.
17 Washington Redskins Budda Baker Washington S Everyone knows that the Washington Redskins were looking for a S and Budda Baker fills that need with his high motor.
18 Tennessee Titans Evan Engram Ole Miss TE Ole Miss has a history of putting out great TE and that history will continue with Evan Engram going to the Tennessee Titans here at pick 18.
19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Charles Harris Missouri EDGE Charles Harris may not have been the highest rated player on everyone’s board at EDGE but the Tampa Bay Buccaneers fell in love with his field prowess right away and had to have him at 19.
20 Denver Broncos Jourdan Lewis Michigan CB Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Jourdan Lewis are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
21 Detroit Lions Adoree Jackson USC CB I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Adoree Jackson and they all agreed that he was one of the best CB on the board. The Detroit Lions will be very happy with this pick.
22 Miami Dolphins Carl Lawson Auburn EDGE I can’t think of a better pick for the Miami Dolphins at this spot than Carl Lawson. He’s got the playmaking skills they desperately need at pick 22.
23 New York Giants Marlon Humphrey Alabama CB Alabama has a history of putting out great CB and that history will continue with Marlon Humphrey going to the New York Giants here at pick 23.
24 Oakland Raiders David Njoku Miami (FL) TE Looking at tape on Miami (FL) the first guy that always stands out is David Njoku and the Oakland Raiders really got the TE they needed with this guy.
25 Houston Texans Derek Barnett Tennessee EDGE I talked to coaches and scouts at the Senior Bowl about Derek Barnett and they all agreed that he was one of the best EDGE on the board. The Houston Texans will be very happy with this pick.
26 Seattle Seahawks Garett Bolles Utah OT The front office guys with the Seattle Seahawks told me they were really looking for a guy with relaxed under pressure nature and they think they got their guy in OT Garett Bolles.
27 Kansas City Chiefs Jamal Adams LSU S Jamal Adams may not have been the highest rated player on everyone’s board at S but the Kansas City Chiefs fell in love with his football intelligence right away and had to have him at 27.
28 Dallas Cowboys Mitch Trubisky North Carolina QB Sometimes we’re too focused on the workout numbers and don’t realize that guys with like Mitch Trubisky are the kind of guys you really want on your team.
29 Green Bay Packers Marshon Lattimore Ohio St CB CB might not be an obvious need for the Green Bay Packers at pick 29 but they just couldn’t pass on Marshon Lattimore here.
30 Pittsburgh Steelers John Ross Washington WR Improving at WR was a goal for the Pittsburgh Steelers this offseason and getting John Ross’s big game ability at pick 30 really takes them to the next level.
31 Atlanta Falcons Corey Davis W Michigan WR You can’t question Corey Davis’s football IQ or his fluid hips. The Atlanta Falcons got a great WR with this pick.
32 New Orleans Saints Myles Garrett Texas A&M EDGE Looking at tape on Texas A&M the first guy that always stands out is Myles Garrett and the New Orleans Saints really got the EDGE they needed with this guy.

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Ryan Chauvin
A native of the Mississippi Gulf Coast, but with a surname that indicates his importance to the history of a tiny town in South Louisiana, Ryan Chauvin currently lives in Houston, TX, doing general (read: non-sports) internet things. Ryanwas on Jimmy(!)’s bandwagon before it was cool, and has never predicted that the Saints will lose a game.