Here is a listicle that explains, more accurately than anyone else has yet, what happened in the Saints/49ers game.

1. The 49ers Punted

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Fortunately Andy Lee is the only punter who might be better than Thomas Morstead. Otherwise this game could have just been sad for San Francisco.

2. The 49ers Kept Punting

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I’m just getting settled in. The 49ers punted a lot.

3. The 49ers Punted Again and Again

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To San Francisco’s credit, the 49ers have wonderful special teams.

4. Robert Meachem Was Awesome

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Look at that man run. That’s clearly a wide receiver whose “body has broken down.

We love you, Robert Meachem. You’re sort of the best.

5. Josh Hill!

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He’s so excited.

Left with no choice but to respond aggressively, the 49ers got aggressive.

6. They Unleashed Their Best Offensive Weapon

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Lance Moore, your mustache is terrible and you should shave it.

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Having tied the score, the 49ers continued their unstoppable attack, relying on the traditional interception returned for a touchdown that instead becomes a touchback.

7. Really?

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Everybody really wants to love you, Corey White. I promise. Bless your heart, you really tried here.

Their cunning plan delivering a 10-7 lead, the 49ers continued to dominate on special teams.

8. Is That…Is That Travaris Cadet?

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That is indeed Travaris Cadet. An early audition for 2018 starter at “satellite player” or something. Whatever: Keep it up, dude.

The Saints quickly took a 14-10 lead, so the 49ers returned to their money play.

9. They Punted More

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Andy Lee has two first names.

10. WHY DID YOU DO THAT DREW

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WHY

Anyway, the Saints kept kicking field goals after Drew did that, and the 49ers kept doing what they do best.

11. Punting

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This is really quite a few punts, isn’t it.

12. Delivering Violent Hits That Are In No Way Motivated By Monetary Reward

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Yeah, yeah, complain, 49ers fans. Meanwhile, be tied with Arizona in your division.

13. So Many Punts

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Finally, after a night of punting, committing valiant unnecessary roughness penalties, and relying on Saints mistakes to avoid a crushing defeat, the 49ers lost to Garrett Hartley, and Jim Harbaugh reacted as stoically as he always does, showing great charisma and gravitas as a leader of men.

14. Oh, Jim Harbaugh

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One day, Jim, we’ll play your team, and we won’t spot it two touchdowns. On that day, you can join the ranks of the destroyed.

Who dat.

Also, Happy Hartley:

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Glad you’re back, Good Garrett. Let’s not do this whole rollercoaster thing next year.